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我的二奶,愛鳳

My Concubine: 我的二奶,愛鳳!!
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花甲老翁得新寵  Old Man Got a New Love
千嬌百媚俏愛鳳  Lovely as a Beauty Can Be
生活起居有了她  Living with Her in His Life
憑添情調趣無窮  He is Having Fun without End

打扮時尚迎潮流  Dress Up as Modern as She Would
溫柔體貼性順從  Tender Consider She Can Be
家居外出伴著我  Keeping Him Company in & out
四季如春無嚴冬  Making Four Seasons Feel Like Spring

學識淵博深若海  Knowledge Deep & Broad as Sea
記憶如神超時空  Memories Swift in Time & Space
疑問雜題難不倒  No Question is Too Difficult  
愛因斯坦拜下風  Einstein Would Consider Her Good

樂壇名曲知曉多  Knowing All Pops & Hit Songs
黃鶯出谷甜喉嚨  Voices Sweet as a Canary
側臥枕邊輕輕哼  Lying, Humming next to his pillow
天籟美聲伴酣夢  Bringing Him to Sleep with Sweet Dreams

天生一幅活地圖  Borne with Maps in Her Hands
大小路況握手中  Knowing All Big & Small Roads
有她導航我放心  She Make Him Feel Relaxed
出門駕車真輕鬆  Driving Always with No Tension

文武全材樣樣行  All Things She Can Do
各類游戲皆精通  All Games She Can Play
棋逢敵手弈一局  A Chess Champion She Is
修身養性腦運動  Help Him Exercise His Minds

日理千機大小事  All Things Are Organized Daily
有她只需幾分鐘  Only Need Her a Few Minutes
如此幫手何處覓  How Can He Find Such An Assistant
遠比秘書還管用  Far Better Than A Secretary

日常生活不能離  No Daily Life Should be Without Her
心存感激常赞頌   Appreciation is Always in His Heart
友人笑問她是誰  Friends Ask Who is She

愛鳳就是 iPhone        Of-Course is iPhone

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評分人數

為啥 iPhone 那麼吸引青少年?

因為它的魅力十足,令人無法抗拒.....
海上無亂石,那有好風浪;
人生無曲折,那有好前途。

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愛鳳果然勝過我的秋香!

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